Wednesday, March 24, 2010

starting

Of course, it isn't technically "starting" a blog so much as it is a continuation of collected thoughts. There have been a few online as far back as MySpace (which was mostly out of boredom), then came Facebook but it left no room for more than a casual idea here and there. I don't expect to change the world here, but then again, this blog is mostly for me.
This would be a good time to let anyone out there reading this that I will be a lot more open about ideas, thoughts, and feelings here than the typical Facebook Lars. Ellison Lars is still the same guy, but here he has a truer voice. Sheesh, maybe I will have to put up that "adult content" thingy in the beginning.
I haven't been able to decide how to structure these posts yet. It's not like I'm writing an essay or going through my capstone project again, but I also don't want to bore myself if and when I re-read my posts. Well... frick. Just write. Yes? Yes.
So why not break it open with something interesting? I guess it doesn't get much better than sex 'n drugs 'n rock 'n roll, as opposed to this version: (okay, so my first attempt at posting a picture up here failed. I wanted to put up a Far Side comic that had some scruffy looking rats wearing leather jackets singing about "Sex and cheese and rock 'n roll". Har har har. At least I'm getting better at using the italics shortcut. Remember Far Side? It was badass. Calvin & Hobbes too. God, I miss reading comics. But where was I... oh yeah, something interesting.)
Drugs: drugs are awesome. There's a damn good reason why people become addicted to drugs: drugs are awesome. I've tried my fair share (translation: I smoked a lot of dope) and managed to walk away without becoming an addict. Sometimes I wonder why I stopped short, but then I remember what is was like to see people who stayed strung out. "Fuck that," is basically what I said to myself. But yes, drugs are awesome. They are created to serve a purpose and do it without fail (just a heads-up, we're covering Creation and Purpose-Serving at a later date). I don't do (illegal) drugs now and highly doubt that I'd ever again, but I definitely appreciate tylenol and the 'tussin. If I ever break an arm I'm good to go.
Rock 'n Roll and Sex will have to be covered at another time as well. The Taco Bell is making me sleepers, but I feel I should at least end this post with an applicable story. The first time I ever smoked out was... well dammit now I'm wondering how that story, if not this whole freaking blog, might screw me over in the future. Well let's see, if I run for a government position (doubtful) or am associated with a high-ranking official (probable) will it affect them as well? Maybe as long as I don't talk about sex 'n drugs 'n rock 'n roll. Well then what would be the point of having this blog in the first place if I can't talk about whatever the hell I want? And here come the indigestion.
Damn you Taco Bell; you win again.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

I suppose my inaugural post should start with a joke.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no-eye-deer.

I hope these posts get better.